mrslogantomlinson:
pizzaforpresident:
One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.
the zombies….they’re…here….
jesus christ I thought this was fake but here’s the source
O.o
WE’RE GOING TO DIE!!! EVERYONE ASSEMBLE YOUR RIFLES AND GUNS, TAKE EVERYTHING AND BOARD YOUR WINDOWS!!!
curlylockslikethecocks:
goodhaslost-itsheart:
curlylockslikethecocks:
Cheri’s online..
Hi, best friend.
I found a hoola hoop class.
And it’s like Zumba… With Hoola Hoops…
And Omg.
We need to go.
Okay.
It’ll be a hoot. A hoot and a half.
Awkward moment when cheri cant hoola hoop…
But that’ll be the best part… xD
I can’t either.
So we can do like what we did in Zumba, and just pat dogs, and screw light bulbs.
We regret nothing.
curlylockslikethecocks:
Cheri’s online..
Hi, best friend.
I found a hoola hoop class.
And it’s like Zumba… With Hoola Hoops…
And Omg.
We need to go.
Okay.
It’ll be a hoot. A hoot and a half.
Awkward moment when cheri cant hoola hoop…
Tonight
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“Normal Teenagers:
PROM!!!!!!! whooo!
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Me:
just tumblin’ cause my boyfriends couldn’t make it cause they’re in a plane
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